The best funny pick up lines
Are you related to Jean-Claude Van Damme? I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice. Are you a parking ticket? Do you like Star Wars? And hey, sometimes that's all you need to break the ice. Because Yoda only one for me! It doesn't have your in it.
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Did you just come out of the oven? What are your other two wishes? Do you know CPR? Because you are taking my breath away! Do you believe in love at first sight—or should I walk by again?
My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can't hold it in. Wanna be one of them? Because it feels like you and I are headed somewhere magical. I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together. Include in Acu Data Feed:.
Do you drink 3 cups of coffee a day?
Sure, they're cheesy, corny, cute and even a little bit dirty sorry, we had to throw a Harry Potter pick up line in therebut in the end, they're all funny and a few are hilarious. Are you French?
There is something wrong with my cell phone. Is this the Hogwarts Express? You must be tired because you've been running through my mind all night. Are you from Tennessee? Cause I see you in my future! Do you like raisins?
Because mine was just stolen. Boyfriend material. Feel my shirt.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you. Here's a look at some of the plus best pick up lines ever. More Stories:.
50+ hilariously cheesy pick-up lines
Because my parents always told me to follow my dreams. I keep getting lost in your eyes.
Because you got my interest. Are you a time traveler? Life without you is like a broken pencil…pointless. Can I crash at your place tonight? Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?
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Do you have a BandAid? Do you have a map? Is your name Google? Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem Wright for me.
How do you feel about a date? Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living? I just scraped my knee falling for you.
Because Eiffel for you. I must be in a museum, because you truly are a work of art.
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Because you're the only 10 I see! Are you a bank loan?
Did your get suspended for driving all these guys crazy? Hey, my name's Microsft. I was wondering if you had an extra heart.